Description: O tempora, o mores! Its a crying shame, really. Kiddos these days, theyve completely lost touch with anything that even remotely resembles an inner world. Back in my day, we cared about things that mattered books, philosophy, even a bit of existential dread for good measure. Now? Forget it! All they care about is their likes, the latest pair of overpriced sneakers, and keeping their nails perfectly manicured. As if a polished pedicure is going to give them any insight into the mysteries of the universe! And dont even get me started on their obsession with avocado toast and overpriced lattes. Fashionable nonsense, all of it! Thank heavens there are still folks like me around, who might not be gracing the covers of any magazines, but let me tell you, Ive got depth! All thats left for me to figure out is what kind of ridiculous competition were even in