Description: Nina Bell, a 48-year-old divorcee and mom, walks into her bedroom and finds a guy lying in her bed, jerking off. And who's the guy who's jacking off in her bed? You! Yes, you, 40SomethingMag.com member. You're the one with your dick out, stroking it like crazy under the sheets...Nina's sheets.

What are we going to do about this young man? Nina says. You've got stains on my bed!

Uh...sorry about that?

It's not appropriate, she says. You're jerking off in my bed.